When the red dot appears
cummied
me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
lurknomoar
Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
lurknomoar
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
ACCURATE.
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
I will never not reblog this 😂
Video of Drake kissing an Underaged girl, feeling her breasts, learning she’s underaged, then Kissing her again revealed
Fucking get him tried and prosecuted and away from the fucking public. Y'all bitches who were defending can die off too. I better not ever see his shitface in my dash in a good light ever again.
us when Millie Bobby Brown talked about Drake’s level of interest in her life and the “advice about boys” and “things that stay in the texts”: hey Drake is a pedophile that’s not normal adult/mentor behavior around children.
some of y’all: god you’re so sensitive shut the fuck up he’s a good musician he’s just nurturing young talent
Drake:
We fucking TOLD you all!!! We told you!!!
god she’s the prettiest girl i have ever laid eyes on
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.